Recent Idiocy.

So. Here are two pieces done for recent shows (Picklefest and The 90's). Both are really dumb. It turns out that's what I'm occasionally good at.

So. I dont know how many folks are watching the world cup.
Probably a lot, I'd imagine. And as those folks watch, I have been listening, as I'm streaming that shit on my computer while I work, and I cant look both places at once.

So. Listening to the World Cup as you work. Almost useless really, thanks to the constant, unyielding buzz of the Vuvuzela. So. Here is a piece dedicated entirely to the Vuvuzela, it's users, it's fans, and it's creator.

Get fucked, dummies.

Brutal Triumph.

Car accidents with screaming NY cabbies. Tracing Disney Princess hero dudes. Watching extra dogs. Busy weeks. Here is a piece dedicated to all things not those things. Brutal Legend: the finest game crafted solely in a world of heavy metal. Lemmy, Ozzy, and Rob Halford are all in the game. On your side. Brothers of metal.

Love is in the Brains.

Self Explanatory.

Beer Labels!

So for the last couple months I have been brewing beer, as I am stilllll un-employed. Here are the labels for the first three batches that I made up. Uncle Touchy APA, Ole Nutter English Brown, and Jake and the Stoutman Oatmeal Stout.